It's the latest craze! It's easy to make, free, and fun for the whole family!
First. Eat some of mommy's long hair.
Then eat your dinner.
Wait an hour.
When you're ready to make your yo yo, go outside and sniff around the fence.
Get your poopy stance ready and PUSHHH!
If you did it right, the poop will end up on the end of the hair and the other end will still be clenched by your fatty butt cheeks.
Now, to play with your yo yo just run in circles and swing it around and around using your cute behind!