We done it again! Our tupid mom left a bag of dog food on da floor after she refilled the food safety box. Den she didn't latch ma crib all da way. I push it open and made a rum fer it!!! I didn't help Basil escapes cuz den I hafta share wit hem. I bite da bag open and den NOM NOM NOM!
I dunno why mom so upset. I enjoyed it. I even made hoooooge assplosions all over da ketchen foor. Da hooooole haus smell rike my tootsie rolls. I'm okay and I ben loozin my tummy one poop at a tyme.