Basil has had the itchies lately and dad went to go spray him with anti-itch spray. Basil doesn't like that spray bottle sound at all. So dad grabbed him and cuddled him and then tried to spray him. Basil had his ears back and wanted to get away. Guinness started to bark at dad!
Bark bark "What are you doing to my brother!?" barked Guinness.
After it was over, dad let Basil go and Guinness jumped in front of Basil as though to say "Move aside. I'll handle this." Guinness began licking dad like crazy as though to say "Don't hurt him don't hurt him. Take me instead!"